Carroll Family Life

I walked into a Starbucks with a buy-one-get-one-free

coupon for a Grande Latte. I handed it to the girl and she

looked over at a little chalkboard that said 'buy

one-get one free.' 'They're already

buy-one-get-one-free,' she said, 'so I guess

they're both free'. She handed me my free Lattes

and I walked out the door.

They Walk Among Us!

One day I was walking down the beach with some Friends

when one of them shouted, 'Look at that dead

bird!' Someone looked Up at the sky and said,

'Where?'

They Walk Among Us!

While looking at a house, my brother asked the real

Estate agent which direction was north because, he

explained, he didn't want the sun waking him up every

morning. She asked, 'Does the sun rise in the

North?' When my brother explained that the sun rises

in the East, and has for sometime, she shook her head and

said, 'Oh I don't keep up with all that

stuff.'

They Walk Among Us!!

I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call

center. One day I got a call from an individual who asked

what hours the call center was open. I told him, 'The

number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a

week.' He responded, 'Is that Eastern or Pacific

time?' Wanting to end the call quickly, I said,

'Uh, Pacific.'

They Walk Among Us!

My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car designed to

cut through a seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it

in the trunk.

They Walk Among Us!

My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that the

cases were discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we

bought 2 cases. The cashier multiplied 2 times 10% and

gave us a 20% discount.

They Walk Among Us!

I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage

area, so I went to the lost luggage office and told the

woman there that my bags never showed up. She smiled and

told me not to worry because she was a trained professional

and I was in good hands. 'Now,' she asked me, has

your plane arrived yet?'

They Walk Among Us!

While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man Ordering

a small pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook

asked him if he would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6. He

thought about it for some time before responding.

'Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm

hungry enough to eat 6 pieces.'

Yep, They Walk Among Us!

They Walk Among Us,

and they Reproduce,

and Worst of all

.....they Vote!